Q:hurtsithurtsithurtsstopmakeitstopithurts
You’re adorable like this, doctor. Now let’s get you back in your case…
Q:Different... how? Are you still- well, not evil, I guess, you were never -evil-. Just misguided.
Oh, no. I’m not in service to Doctor Wily, I can assure you of that immediately. In fact, I’ve liberated the city.
Well. In a sense.
For robots, at least.
And the humans are probably more free dead than they were alive if you believe in all that afterlife stuff.
Q:St-stay out. Oh god. Stay out. Stay back.
Oh, I never thought I’d have a chance to play like this with you twice. It’s so much fun.
Q:Oh... oh god. Oh god. What... did you do to all my killbots?
That was fun!
Look at the cameras, doctor, I’m waving at you. Not with my arm, but…
Q:Who are you? Is that Protoman under there? Are you messing with me again? >:T
Oh, Megaman. I’m based on your brother a little, but I assure you I’m anything but.
Our relationship is so different, after all.
Call me Zero.
Q:My last glitching creation, it seems. I am going to have to have you scrapped. Starfish? Honestly.
You can try, doctor. In fact, I could use the entertainment.
Q:Case? What are you on about? And why are you looking at me like that?
Oh, how very interesting. It seems this website is interfering with time somehow… unless one of your augmentations turned you into a practical starfish.
I’m a future creation of yours, Doctor. Your last, in fact.
Q:If you were human, what do you think your name would be?
First, this question is outright insulting.
But if I had to lower myself that far, maybe Zedekiah. Something Biblical, certainly.
Q:So, do you like pie?
Human food is a pointless indulgence, a waste of resources that could be put to better purposes.
And cake is better.
Q:Who are you, have you been watching me, and how did you bypass my sentry bots?
Oh, doctor, you’ve forgotten me? I’m saddened.
…Wait, how did you get out of your case?